Wow who's this asshole?

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

(Source: pessi-misticc)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

jaybird-in-the-tardis:

in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

jaybird-in-the-tardis:

in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said “Shouldn’t you like that? Don’t you like acting tough?” and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her

J

walk-by-faith-always:

in-love-with-all-british-actors:

newyorkerheart:

Omggg deadddd

YOU’RE NEARLY 50! YOU CAN PHYSICALLY BE THAT DAMN CUTE!

he’s seriously not normal

“Who knows Abigail better than you and I? Or the burden she bears? We are her fathers now.”

(Source: gameofgifs)

when tv shows you love make references to other tv shows you love

(Source: jesusthelastairbender)

thegoodlittlesoldier:

kgb meme  → deancas + don’t panic by deans1911 (a.k.a chris)

It seemed that his effort was really all that it had taken to win Cas over.  Ten months later, they’ve developed their own language, a strange dichotomy of actual signing and rude hand gestures that convey thoughts as well as any voiced conversation.  Dean depends on the voice proxy for missions and assignments, but once the headset comes off, Cas is all swiftly-moving hands and facial expressions.  He’s comfortable with Dean, and that just about tops Dean’s list of shit that is awesome.  The mutually-antagonistic coworkers stage had made way for tentative friendship, camaraderie, shared purpose, and eventually became… this.  Dean’s still not quite sure what to label it.  He knows that Cas is his best friend, his partner, and just recently his roommate.  That stems more from Dean’s generally laziness than anything else—his own apartment is in Woodbridge, and that’s too far to drive when he’s just got to come back to DC proper at the asscrack of dawn.  Cas, meanwhile, has a studio loft in Union Station.  He also has an enormous bed and doesn’t mind sharing.

alyssaties:

turn on the lights

(Source: lilyfreaks)